excitment dies down, but not really

we got back early on the 24th. everyone is getting along well, and i think everyone is pretty happy. Shooter and Sue took to each other well and right now they're playing in the snow.

We're having a bit of a problem with Shark. because i flew so high and the winds were bad, he dried up. see, he has shark DNA (hence the name) so he has to have a certain amount of time in the water per day or he dries up. i didn't really know what to do, so i just gave him to Demon. Demon told me to watch just in case something happens and he's not here, then he threw him an the frozen pond! He crashed through and sunk! what kind of a person does that? Demon didn't seemed bothered by the thought that shark was probably freezing and turning blue under there. i guess i had nothing to worry about because Shark hops out, in his frozen, dripping clothes, and looks allot better! he was still pretty dry, but was well enough to go inside and take a bath. he's still pretty dry, so under his clothes, he has bandages soaked is water. every few hours, Demon helps him change them.

Robber's been getting used to his surroundings, which is amusing to watch. he looks at something, feels it with his hands, then changes his whole body to look like it. every morning, he changes himself and says he's something different. today, he says he's a track star.he's tall, skinny, has short red hair and is wearing sweatpants. yesterday, he was harry potter, with black hair, green eyes, scar, jeans, black sweater, and carried a broom around all day. he's smart for a 7-year-old.

Vision has been happy and talking to everyone, getting to know then on a personal level instead of using her special abilities. guardian, of course, is staying by her side and is suspicious of everyone. you can't blame her though, she was born to be that way.

Demon is staying alone for the most part, and mainly just watches everyone and everything. sometimes he talks to shayde, or me. He spends some time with Vision and Guardian, but doesn't say much. when he does talk, he's very quiet and calm. most of the time he only talks when spoken to, and the only time he doesn't is when hes making sure that Shooter, Shark, and Robber don't do anything bad, unsafe, or wander off.

Christmas was good, i had just enough time to buy some gifts for everyone. shayde and sue got a tree, and put it up themselves. they couldn't put it up right because they aren't very tall, and it fell on them a few times. Sue wrapped some bits of ribbon on it and then covered it with glitter, which was messy, but made it look nice.

we had pizza on Christmas, which isn't the traditional Christmas dinner, but we didn't have time for the hole big dinner thing. it was good anyway, and we made a few snowmen after.the kids that needed winter clothes lost their mittens, we had a snowball fight, and it was great.

i have to go now, Sue and shooter are trying to organising a game of hide and seek, which means we'll find everyone except Robber. shark will either be in the bath or the pond, I'll have to be it, sue will hide under the bedsheets, the snakes will hide in the trees, shooter will hide on the roof,and demon will just watch. bye.

nameless

vision's coming

hey guys, it's shayde. Serpent just emailed me saying they're flying back with Vision and Guardian today. they will stay for a little bit,you know, to eat and drop off their stuff. Vision and guardian will stay here, but serpent has to go with nameless again. she said that she might need help with Shooter, because he's some sort of cyborg toddler. I thought a reptile toddler was bad enough, but now we're getting a cyborg toddler? what the heck is wrong with us?the correct answer is everything.

I guess Guardian was hard and she bruised serpent pretty badly. she's the one that's got all the beef on her, and her sole purpose in life it to make sure that vision is safe. when nameless tackled Vision, Guardian flipped out on her. Serpent had to restrain her until she was chipped. turns out everybody got pretty beat up. well, everybody but nameless of course. I guess vision took biology in high school , so, with the added help of her powers, she found out what was the worst of everyone's injury's.

today, we got a tree. well, sort of, but yeah. i used the axe, to be safe (does not taste good at all) , and then Sue and I brought the tree inside. its kind of crooked because we couldn't get it up right, but it's a nice tree. we did pretty good for a snake and a three-year-old.

I don't think i'll post until nameless get back. if i don't i'll post when she brings Demon and evryone. see ya.

Shayde

boooorrrrreeeedddd!

Hey guys! it's Serpent! Nameless did some planning and decided that shayde and Sue should stay at the house. so i get to come on the rescue!!! Nameless said she wold need my help pinning down Guardian when we unchip her. Vision would be easy, but Guardian is made to fight. at the house, shayde is trying to find the best way to unchip them, and will eamail us when he finds out. now i'm all alone in the bag though, and Nameless doesn't talk allot when she flys. anyway, i wouldn't be able to hear her becaus eof the wind though. theres actually a huge storm where we're going. like, snow and wind and ice and hail and cold. it's freezing here too, but the weather thing says that there supposed to get 50 cm! so we bundled up. well, i did anyway. nameless is in her usual Jeans and a tank top, but i'm wrapped up is a pair of her sweatpants, a hat and a few socks on my tail. my toung is really cold from typeing on this ipod, but its better tha just sitting here. nameless said to not go to sleep until she tells me or we might risk hibernation. i've never hibernated before, but it's coldet than normal here. i knwo that i'm not logged in on my acount but that's becuase i forgot my password. :) i think i'll read my book now. i brought my book i got called Dussie. It's about this girl who has a gorgon somewhere in her family tree, so when she hits puberty, she gets snake hair. it's good so far, so i'll finish it now. see ya!

Serpent

hyperventalation

guys we're leaving. now. just thought I'd tell you. be back before Christmas. Serpent or Shayde will post from the ipod on the way if they can. bye.
Nameless

alothough I hate to admit it , I, Nameless, am nervous

guys, i have less than two weeks to get myself ready for the big rescue, and we have a huge complication. Because of the wondrous thing i would like to call access to TV and computer, everyone has found out about Christmas. now you probably think that this isn't such a big problem, but for me , it is. Sue, Shayde and Serpent all want to celebrate Christmas. This means that i will either have to leave on Friday instead of Monday, or go the Friday after Christmas. both of these are extremely problematic for me.
Option 1
-not as much time to prepare
-i would have to buy Christmas presents for every single person that could possibly be at the house that day
-not as many days to actually do the rescue

Option 2
-more time to prepare
-i would have to get ready for Christmas and the rescue at the same time
-the rescue would cut into the next week, which is absolutely horrible

i think i might have to go with option 1, unfortunately. on the bright side, i have the van, and a drivers licence. this is very good but-
"NO! Sue, don't empty the bag! that's for the rescue! seriously! if you don't stop, I'm going to come over there and i won't be happy!"

******

sorry, we had a few technical difficulties in the packing area. i had a back pack that i was packing with some food and things, and Sue liked what she saw. anyway, crap crap crap crap crap. This is unbelievably nerve racking. i have to go paint the van a bit. its an old delivery van, so it has a huge company logo on the side. I'm going to get Sue to help me because she 'lubs painting' and has thumbs. the snakes are sorting a bunch of stuff i bought. i have to go. bye.

Nameless

sorry for leaving!

well, we're back after a month. An unfortunate accident on Sue's part forced us to disappear for a little while. We were going pumpkin picking. I had gotten Sue to look normal in her snowsuit, hat, mittens and scarf. she was in the wagon we brought, and the snakes were in there too(in a backpack). I had told sue that she was to not give anything away and to stay in the wagon, no matter what. a few snakes were going into hibernation, and we could see them going back into their homes. Of course, Sue just had to go see them. she jumped out of the wagon, pulled her mittens off, and ran to them. while she ran, her tail came out of her snow suit. the pumkin guy saw her scaley hands, her tail, and her fangs. He was so scared, and he took the rosary from his neck. he held it in front of him, as if it would do anything, and was aying thing like, "demons! demon children in my pumkin patch! Oh father in heaven, help me!"

I was calling Sue's name, but she just kept on running. 'Crap!' i said and took off. the whole running at 200mph didn't help the situation. by the time i got us both back to Serpent and shayde, the guy had brought out to other men, one with a gun. He yelled, "go away!" I sighed, 'if you insist' and took my sweater off, and unfurled my wings. I slung my bag on my shoulder, and tucked Sue under one arm. I jumped and flew with my front to them, holding sue behind me. they were shooting, but we all know what good that does.

i decided that staying away for a while would be best. we're home now, and we're trying to get ready for the kidnapping next month. I have enough money for a van, i just need to find one big enough. what kind of vehicle can hold ten people? well, shayde an d serpent can share a seat, but that's still nine seats needed! i need to do some research.

Nameless

thanksgiving

hello, and welcome to cooking with Nameless. that's right! today i will be making a traditional thanksgiving dinner!Turkey, stuffing, gravy, potatoes, plum pudding, roasted squash, and we're even having a cornucopia. we're going to get some pumpkins to put on our front porch.

Serpent and Shayde are going to have to stay in the bag, and I'm going to have to cover Sue up a little. you know, must 3 year olds don't have scaly hands, and a tail. but she won't have a problem with that! anything to be able to wear her new winter coat, mittens, hat and snow pants!

in other news, my blog has over 400 views! thats pretty good, i think. i'm going grocery shopping before everyone wakes up.bye!

Nameless

stuff and things

well, first of all, the birds are here.The stay out side, but come in when they need to. its not that bad really, they come in at meals and things like that.

yesterday was my birthday, and the only reason we did anything was because serpent remembered (unfortunately). while i was working, the three of them went into town. they bought dinner and got me a yellow sweater(i didn't ask how). yellow's not exactly my color, but it was a nice gesture.we had swiss chalet for dinner, which was quite good.

I got a letter in the mail.... this is what it said:

Nameless,

Happy birthday, old friend!

I haven't see you for so long

i heard your coming to get

Hello. I hope your birthday is going well. I, unfortunately, cannot come and visit, so i decide a letter was in order.I am looking forward to seeing you and as always, willing to do anything for one of my dearest friends.See you on the Christmas holidays!

august, post 6 title, word 3

its very cryptic.  i think its from vision, but i can't be sure what 'august,post 6 title, word 3' is supposed to mean.i need to eat somehting. 

nameless

sorry.

sorry we haven't posted much. I've been trying to get Sue into the whole routine and we've made contact with the birds. they're going to- OH! i never told you when they left us. they left on June 25, the same day Serpent and i went to the beach. the told us to find them when we have our house.

anyway, i got talking with one of the birds in our back yard. her name was Pia and she was a homing pigeon. her home was torn down, so she had been looking for a new one. i told her she could stay here if she did something for me. I told her to find Aero's flock and to bring them here. (yeah, the leader of the flock is called Aero.) so they're coming, no matter what Serpent thinks. i have to go eat with everyone else now, bye.

Nameless

can you even type?

Sue wants a blog. before you say 'she should have one! you all do!' , please remember that she is 3 years old! she can barely spell! can she even type? maybe.... she never ceases to amaze me, so I'll ask her...

"Sue, can you even type?"
"i no know! can i trwy?"
"err... OK"

helo this is su i is tring 2 tip i think i doin gud

sue, you need to put a period at the end of your sentences. try doing it that way... with spell check.

hello. this is sue. i is trying 2 type. i think i doing gooder now.

ummm..... that was better. no, not 'gooder'. Better. i guess so... I guess we should make that now, then......

Nameless

and su 2

barbie

i got sue a few barbies, and she wanted me to play with her. her barbie was blond and barbie-ish. She named her Cinderella. My barbie had brown hair and had bendy elbows. she named mine Lucy. it was a very strange game, because Cinderella and Lucy flew to the moon, found a cookie and shared it. they flew back and played basket ball with a tinfoil ball. it was very confuseing.

when i was syncing the ipod, she dicided that she wanted a playlist. After i'm done here, im going to make her one. She wants me to put it on my blog, so be ready.

nameless

Shayde the fairy princess

This is too funny! after breakfast (a double batch of pancakes), Sue wanted to play fairy princesses! I had to work and was trying to clean out the fish pond, so Shayde had to play! Sue was butterfly flower and Shayde was sparkle unicorn! I was watching then play and it was too funny! She told him that they would be done playing when they found the Twinkle Cookie Crown (Her hat with two cookies in it) which she asked me to hide. I hid it inside and they still haven't found it yet. he's a small bit of that game:

"come awn, Spawkle Uwnicown! we gotta find da Twinkle coowkie Cwown!"

"sue, can't we just-"

"dats not my nawme!"

"*sigh* Butterfly flower, cant we just ask Nameless to give us the hat?"

"nowpe! we gotta find it!"

I guess I'll have to stop her some time... not until i make lunch though, because she'll be angry.

also, i got my first follower!!! yeah! I almost got 300 views as well! I should go make lunch....Maybe 3 sandwiches each? bye!

Nameless

"hey butterfly flower! did you and sparkle unicorn find the twinkle cookie crown yet?"

"nowpe! wewre stiwll loowking!"

a poem about mutant toddlers

Jumping, screaming, singing, eating
take me away from that horrid wail

no, the spaghetti isn't ready,
and its not ready now either.

Fish are not for your mouth
They stay in the pond

you want a story? Once upon a time...
oh.. sorry, you wanted a story with you in it

yeah, it is very pretty
no its not for throwing

yes, dinosaurs did have very sharp teeth
no, you can't have one

Spit out the Butterfly!
please stop, that hurts it

no, pickles are not for sitting on
another snack? already?

Ok, you can have another hug
the name fits

that kid can EAT!

Ok, ts not even supper yet and she's eaten:
-3 cans of soup
-1 loaf of bread
-2 bananas
-5 sandwiches
-4 bottles of water

its crazy! the kid is 3 ears old and she eats as much as Serpent and Shayde combined. i think i should go make a gigantic supper because

"MOOOOMMMMYY!!!! Sissy says tat we'rew havin' Spagooti!!! when it weady?"

"soon, Sue! I makeing it right now!" no i'm not. I should though..

~your lieing to my little sister already? she's been here for only 24 hours!~

well, yeah.. i'm going to make it right now...

~liar...~

shut it, snake boy! remember who has aposable thumbs.

any way, i have to go make supper now. Bye.

nameless

"is it weady NOOOOOOWWWW?"

the fabulously freaky family of four

Well, as you may have guessed, Tsunami is here. she's pretty good. heres how it all went down.

Serpent went off to get all of the files on Sue, while Shayde and I went to get her. Shayde snuck in first, and i listened through a wall. he whispered "Tsunami! come over here!" she looks at him, squeals and yells, "SHAY! YOU COME BAWCK FOWR ME!!!" of course, everyone within a 2 mile radius heard her and they all came running. "well, our covers blown! no use being stealthy now!" and i crashed through the wall. yeah, i find crashing through walls an effective rescue tactic. Shayde gets in my back pack and I grab sue and crash through another wall. Sue's crying and everyones running after us. I crashed through a few more walls until i found Serpent. she goes in my back pack, i cover Sue with my arms, kick an eraser, then jump though the window.

Sue started crying because "scawy girwl got me an' Shay gown!" shayde came out of the backpack i little and reassured Sue. Sue starts asking all sorts of questions. heres the conversation.

"why youw gewt me?"

"we're bringing you to our house"

"who's scawy giwl?"

"Well, she's Nameless and she's not scary at all. she takes care of us and makes sure we're safe."

"like a mommy?"

"err... yeah.. like a mommy..."

" is she youwr mommy?"

"I guess so.. sort of... "

"well den ttat meawns she's my mommy too? wight?"

"ummm.... yeah.."

"Oh, tats OK den. who's de utter snakey?"

"thats Serpent. she's my Girl friend?

"is she like a sistewr?"

"I guess you could say that..."

after that conversation, she started calling me Mommy and started calling Serpent Sissy. We brought her home and she devoured a whole pizza. we then bought her two sets of clothes, diaper stuff and a pair of pajamas. she ran around the yard and the house because she wanted to see"eeeeeeeevewy thing!!". She got to bed at around 11:00 and has been asleep.

I got the job! Its a weekly magazine and i edit all the articles and pick what adds go in. Its pretty easy and i get a substantial amount of money from it. I still do my paper route every Sunday morning.

I'm makeing everyone lunch right now. the hot dogs are cooking and i think i hear Sue. yeah... i do..

"Shay?"

........

"Sissy?"

........

"Mommy?

.......

"MOOOOOMMMYYYYY!!!"

I got to go, she's crying now. Bye!

Nameless

flying over it all

this is a poem i wrote....

alone is a crowd
i stand out
friends around me
yet always alone
confusion everywhere
bigger family
what will they think?
life is odd
i'm a freak
i am Nameless

the end. i know its bad, but i wrote it. Serpents poems are much better.i'll get her to write a few... bye...

Nameless

the plan....

We've got a plan. We're getting Sue this weekend. we'll leave Thursday morning. i expect us to be home Sunday morning. If we're not, don't get worried. anyway, we're getting everyone else Christmas holidays. i just sent in my edited version of a magazine. They want me to do that and see how i do. i hope i do get the job! bye!

Nameless

well....

we went missing for a bit. not really but you must of thought so. the house was basically done, so we went on a little trip and made sure where everyone was, what they would be bringing and the plan. i think we'll get them on Christmas break.

thanks m! i think i could be a journalist. i signed for job interview with a magazine. i would be the editor. Serpent's going to convince them that I'm completely fine and i am not frighting at all. we also convinced everyone aware of me signing up for school, that i didn't exist.

see you.

nameless

job ideas?

I think i need a better income than 30$ a day, to sustain our soon to be family of 10... i don't want to have a job that involves allot of people. i want something i can do at home, that doesn't involve big meetings... i don't know what to be! i can do mostly anything, except for doing brain transplants and stuff like that... ideas please!

Nameless

wait..

well, i googled it, and found how to make a hole. i hit it with a hammer, which was sort of fun... then i smoothed the edges out with a saw, a sanding block and some dry wall. the dry wall is drying so i was playing around with the computer. thats how my new profile picture came up. I also made pictures of Vision, Guardian, shark, Demon, Shooter, Robber, and Sue. i didn't want to show actual pictures for their privacy.

Thats Vision and Guardian. Vision is on the left.

This is Sue. just imagine her with snake eyes, a snake tail, and scales on her hands!

These are the boys. right to left: Demon, Shark, Robber, and Shooter.

well, those are them. Demon would probably have his wings tucked in, but i had to show you what kind of wings he has. If you see someone who looks like one of these people, tell me where you saw then and who was with them. thanks!

Nameless

hole in the floor.

any one know how to make a hole in the floor? i need to make a hole to put the stairs in so we have access to the basement. I'm not exactly sure how to to that without ruining the house, hurting someone, or messing up the basement...

GOOGLE!

right. OK. lets google it!

Nameless

pond....

well, i did the pond and its REALLY big! it takes up about half an acre and has cement, then dirt on the bottom. its about 10 ft deep and i put all the fish in it. we filled it with water from a stream in the back. we fit a hose onto one part so most of the water came straight to our pond. it's pretty clear and i think Shark would like it.

i started with the basement. i've built the frame for the walls and am waiting for the cement on the floor to dry right now. we've been watching home improvement shows to make sure we're doing all this right! so far we think so....

Serpents batter and eating. she's just kind of soar. She's been looking for furniture online and has picked out beds for Vision, Guardian, and Sue. She's really happy that She get to share a room with Sue and is very exited! she's always been the youngest and now she'll have 3 little brothers and a little sister.

for school, i think Serpent and Shayde are going to school with Vision and Demon, because they will be in the grades they'll supposed to be in. I'm changing my story and Serpent can make everyone believe it. 'it understandable and i believe it!' thoughts will be present. i will be playing the mom card and i have adopted all of theses children out of the goodness of my heart.

here is the order of saving;

Vision
Guardian
Sue
Demon
shooter
Robber
Shark

on our first raid, we're getting Vision, Guardian and Sue. We'll leave Sue and Vision at the house with Shayde and Serpent, then go get the boys. we'll need enough people to take everyone back. I'll get Guardian, and Shark, and Demon gets Shooter and Robber. I'm carrying the heaviest, and am planning to have Shooter on my back, while carrying Guardian. I need Guardian because she's almost as strong as me and will be able to help me get them all unchiped.

I need to go and plan some more. Serpent also needs my consultant on furniture. and evryone needs lunch. bye..

Stressed Nameless

bigger house...

well, i looked at all the blog entries on Visions blog, and I'm pretty sure it's her. the only problem is, if we save her, we got to get 5 other people. There's Guardian (her best friend and protector), and four boys who are her neighbors; Shooter, Shark, Demon, and Robber. I've met all of these people and am willing to get them too. here are a few complications:
1. we'll have to unchip them all before they see us
2. we don't have enough room in our house for 6 more people
3. the youngest is 5! I've never had any experience with 5 year olds!
4. the house is not exactly built to sustain all of there skills
5. we don't have a big enough pond!(thats a HUGE issue for Shark)
6. we can't afford to feed that many people right now!

I can deal with numbers 1 and 3. as for numbers 2 and 4, i would have to dig a basement and make sure it fits all the right requirements. ! would sleep in one bed room, Serpent sleeps in another, Vision and Guardian will want to share a room, and the floor plan of the house will sustain a basement big enough for 5 boys. i think.... but then arises the problem of Shark. We'll need a huge pond or something to sustain him.

also, Shayde says that if we're going to rescue any one, it should be his sister. I didn't even know he had a sister! i guess she's a better, more human version of Shayde. She's got snake eyes, tongue, fangs, scales on her hands, and a tail, but otherwise human. she's 3, and would share a room with Serpent. I have even less experience with 3 year olds than i do 5 year olds! Her name is Tsunami, Sue for short.

jeeze, i have allot to to! I guess i'll have to make the pond bigger, first thing. then i'll need to get some wood stakes, dry wall, paint, plywood, insulation, more furniture, and some stuff to make stairs. sigh....

Nameless

how can Vision be alive?

Shayde thinks he found Vision! you may not know who vision is, but most experiments in the branches we've been in do! She was one of the most successful experiments with out animal dna and i guess you could call her my only friend before i broke out. She sees thing others can't. if she saw me, she would see my personality, my past, my relationships, everything i ever thought, EVERYTHING! if she saw a locked door, she would see the inner workings of it, how to unlock it, who had ever touched it, who made it, how it was made, EVERYTHING!

anyway, we were partnered up tons of times and had crates next to each other after my coma. the week before i was sent fro termination, she was sent away. she was being adopted, so the scientists could see if interaction with normal people would heighten her abilities. Shayde found a blog and it sounds just like her. the pictures she shows are right and her best friend is the right person! if i am correct, her best friends real name is Guardian and was adopted too to become Visions body gaurd. more details later. doing some detective work. Serpent is still sick.

Nameless

home again home again, jiggity jigg

we're back and we solved the problem!!!!!!!!!! i'm really honoured that you guys were worried about us, but we're fine now. heres how t all went down.

we chased the signal all over the world, right? we flew over england, USA, Brazil, Russia and china! we stopped a few times in Antarctica, but not for long! way too cold, don't go there. it was literally everywhere. one time it stopped somewhere in Montana, and we tracked it to this house. It was abandoned at one point, but someone was living there now. we searched the house and guess what we found! printouts of our blog, maps of places we've been, pictures of us, our records from itex, people we've spoken to, plane tickets from everywhere we've ever been and a huge map that was tracking our moments. the took everything we said on our blogs and we're tracking our every move with that info! we found the laptop the emails we're coming from and guess who owned it! one of the loser scientists who created us! apparently, he was fired because i got away and now he wants revenge!

we waited for him to come back and BAM! we got him! he was all like " i did nothing! this is not mine! please do not hurt me! it was not my fault!" eventually, we got some information out of him(okey, we threatened it out of him, but what does that matter?)! some Chinese minister of defense type-guy was willing to BUY me as security for the Olympics!no one sells me to the Olympics! i was really mad so i put him in a boat and dropped him in the middle of the ocean with a VERY bad case of amnesia! Serpent was more than happy to dispose of the laptop and everything that had to do with us in the house. we took a little trip to china and found the guy who wanted to bu me. Shayde was very busy bullying the Chinese guy. no more minister of chinese Olympic defense. just like that.

we decided to make the best of our stay in Bejing and saw a day of the Olympics!I know I'm Canadian and all, but that Micheal Phelps guy is the coolest thing ever. we saw him swim from the air and that guy is pretty fast for a human! don't worry, no one saw us!they were all watching Phelps, not some mutant freaks on the bottom of a helicopter! anyway, it ended up being pretty fun, minus the whole selling me to the Olympics thing. i bet it wouldn't have been that bad though.... if I got special passes and stuff to the games!

so alls well that ends well and i am very tired. its also not that great listening to Serpent and Shayde's commentary of the events we saw. here is an excerpt:
Shayde: it was so cool! he was all fish and stuff, when he did that flip thing when he turned and stuff!
Serpent: yeah! he was all WOOSH and 'get out of the way, slow swimmers!'
Shayde: and that guy on those ring things! he was all 'flip flip flip and turn and jump and flip and dismount!
serpent: yeah and that girl on that funky bar thinger! she was like 'round and round and round and jump and round and let go and flipsy spin and round and round and jump off!

yeah, thats about it. you try listening to that! its was absolutely horrible when that guy won by a finger nail!they were arguing an it turned into a physical battle witch morphed into some sort of snake hugging. i just walked away and didn't say anything. i think i'll sleep or shower or something.bye...

Nameless

were okey, and still moveing

we're fine, but we can't catch the signal. it moving really quick and we need to stop every once and a while. food, water, bathroom. stuff like that. I'm at an internet cafe in nova Scotia and the signal is weak. Shayde's trying to get it back and Serpents scouting the area. i have to go guys. ill talk when i can, but our cumputer is always in use and our ipod is our map. bye...
Nameless

caught the signal!

we got another email while online, so we caught the signal. this email was from "on_theexomegas_trail@hotmail.com" and it said 'Nameless. we have sent our best after you. we can do this the easy way or the hard way. give yourself up to us, and no one else gets involved. On the first of August, make sure you are alone at the end of your drive way. we will find you, and if you do not cooperate, we will take your only friends out of your life. we only want you, Nameless. we don't care what happens to your friends.'. Shayde got the signal and were following it now. we might not be heard from for a while because we don't know where this thing will take us. its moving really fast and it only stops for a few hours. Serpent might be able to blog on the ipod, but that will be about it I'll be flying and Shayde will be trying to keep the signal up.bye.

Nameless

holy crap!

alright people, I AM HAVEING ISSUES. i got this scary email today and i don't know what to do about it!if you can't read that, the email was called 'We found you, and we're going to find your house too.' sent from someone called 'i found the ex-omega' and said " hello "Nameless". that seems to be what your calling yourself now. it was foolish to give the world your email, because, you never know whose out to get you. We will find you, Nameless. we will find Serpent, Shayde, your house and you. be afraid. be very afraid."

I'm freaking out people! i got this this morning! like, 5 minutes before i sent this! i'm scared people, I'm scared.

Nameless

YUMMY!

well, most of my books came in! when i came back from the post office, i finished cooking! dinner was AMAZING!!!! it was so good! i took a while to cook, but it was worth it! i think i'm going to shower again... i didn't do anything that would make me in need of one, but i want to because i can! but isn't that why we do many things? any way, i think i'll go shower and wear my new pajamas and watch something on our new TV... bye!

Nameless

i love the smell of steaming vegetables! and melting cheese! 6his is going to be SO! GOOD! what the heck? phone? oh yeah, i have one of those. better answer it..

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yay! i have to go get my package at the post office! my books are in! i ordered them online! you what to know what i got?

the harry potter books

the twilight series

the Series of unfortunate events

the Gorgia Nicholson series!

gotta go get those! bye!

Nameless

teehee!

my turkey is roasting! lati da! i am so happy today! lalalaalala! i think i here my micro wave beeping! GOODBYE FRIENDS!

Nameless

pizza...

pizza is good! anyway, i got more than 120 hits! yay! i feel popular and not homeless!

Nameless

MY HOUSE IS NOW MY HOUSE!

I.... HAVE.... SLEPT.... IN.... MY.... OWN.... BED!!!! we moved in yesterday but i was too exited to post! last night i brought all the furniture here from where it was hiding, and now were painting! today, we moved the furniture to the center of every room and covered it with plastic. then we went out and bought paint! My bed room is really cool! its all hard wood and its got a HUGE window! it looks down at the pond and its big enough for me to jump out of! the walls are red, the ceiling is yellow, and the door is yellow! the paint is drying so i can't set up my bed and stuff. I'm sure Serpent and Shayde will tell you all about their rooms. anyway, our kitchen is light blue, the mud room is green, and the laundry room is beige. one bathroom is sort of turquoise and the other is violet! Tonight we're sleeping in the living room, because we didn't paint that today. the fumes are toxic if your exposed to it for a while, so i left one room unpainted. i only have water right now and we are ordering pizza for supper. we get three meals today!! i had a shower last night and it felt AMAZING! all i had was soap, but still... it was just awesome and warm and i had a towel and pajamas and a bed and everything! shayde and Serpent had baths, then watched videos on youtube until 10:00. the yard is so pretty! i put up the swings and then found some raspberry bushes by the pond! there are FISH in the pond! sorry if i sound slightly insane right now, but I'm just so EXITED i could BLOW UP!

I'm hungry!

~yeah, me too.~

okey guys, just wait. i ave to go call the pizza place.

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we're getting the traditional large cheese-and-pepperoni with a 2l bottle of pepsi! yum... well, i guess i have to stop now, because Shayde and Serpent want to blog.... hey, check out their blogs! they are sad because they aren't getting comments! bye!

Nameless

it is mine now, and there is no taking it back!

we got the house! whoot! we don't actually get it until next week though. we need time to 'empty out our old house'. you won't be seeing much of us because we'll be getting ready! i need to sine up for school and get all my stuff too. Serpent and Shayde want to paint the walls and get matching curtains and stuff... here's a list of furniture we need to buy:

-1 bed
-4 pillows
-3 sets of bed sheets
- couch
-microwave
-fridge
-washer/dryer
-TV
-arm chair
-towels
-lights
-desk
-curtains for every room
-dresser
-book shelf

i also want to get some flowers to put in the front lawn. someone started a garden, but everything in it has died a long time ago. heres a list of thing we have to get:

-clothes
-shoes
-food
-cooking stuff
-toiletries
-candles
-paint
-swing
-books!

okey. i have to go. bye!

Nameless

HOUSE!

well, we've landed. and we found the house... Serpent and Shayde said they think it's cool but.... I AM IN LOVE WITH IT! its so awesome! its got a master bedroom and two small bedrooms, two bathrooms, an ADORABLE kitchen, a beautiful sitting room, a laundry room, a mud room, and.... you guys still haven't heard the best part yet! ITS COMPLETELY OUT OF VIEW! its about an acre of land in the middle of a forest. surrounding the forest are wildlife preserves and the drive way is so long its almost a road itself! i love it! i just need to find some way to buy it. i can't buy it with a stolen credit card or bank card... maybe cash... they aren't asking for much. they just want to be rid of it... they're asking for 100, 000$ and thats real inexpensive! maybe if i gave them 50, 000$ in cash, then gave then monthly payments of 10, 000$....... maybe....

Also, there's a high school about 20k away and its really big. like, big enough that i could fit in. maybe if i got contacts... or forged a doctors note so i could were sunglasses all the time.... but what would be my story? my grandma who was caring for me died and left me a large sum of money. i am sixteen and i can take care of my self pretty well and i.....that works, right? would you believe it if i told you that story? if you didn't know me, i mean. maybe a Brownie Batter Blizzard will help me think.... I'm at a DQ a couple towns away while i think it over.

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thats good stuff.

Note to self: -never let Shayde use your straw, he pops holes in it with his fangs.
-or let Serpent have a whole cup of soft ice-cream
-or let them both have 'a little slither round' after there ice-cream

i think its time to move... the waitress is looking at me funny. see you soon.goodbye.

Nameless

m?

hello, M... thank you for caring about us. not many people do...

Nameless

so tired.... fadeing out...

hello. I am nameless and i have been awake for over 96 hours straight. gosh I'm... *yawn* tired. After we got Shayde, we've been chased nonstop. Erasers, flyboys, rhomboids, humans with guns, Blood hounds (Serpent and Shayde were sooo happy about that!) everything the school could get. i can live with about 2 hours of sleep per day, when i fly nonstop. Right now, my tiredness is equivalent to a human not sleep for about 30 or so hours. Snakes need to sleep at least 10 hours a day so I've been taking the watches. the snakes are spent every day, having to fight whenever we hit the ground. It was actually sort of funny. One time, there were tons of erasers right? well, we were running into a forest and one of the earasers says, "can you see 'em?" and Shayde makes his voice all gruff and eraser-like and shouts, "behind you! they just got in that truck!" they turn and he makes a sound. i don't know how he did it, but it sounded like wings flapping and my voice whispering, "crap, i think they see us!" he made it just the right way so that it sounded that it came from the truck! Gosh, i love that kid.. snake.. thing..

~snake-boy works~

hey! your up!

~its hard to sleep when your typing.~

why?

~its really loud and you do it fast so it makes this odd buzzing noise.~

make said noise, please.

..................................

what the heck?!?!? that sounds so weird! is it really that loud? wow!

~why don't you go to sleep? I'll take watch.~

get Serpent up. shes been thrashing all night and changing her size in her sleep. you two can take watch while i sleep.

~can we use the laptop?~

sure. just watch the clock. when its 7:00 am, wake me. i think we have found a house and we need to go check it out. we also need to 'borrow' a few credit cards.

zay wha' ?

Serpent, your taking watch with Shayde.

yeah.. sure..

night guys. goodbye

Namless

yes Shayde?

for some reason, Shayde wants his blog now. Lets ask Shayde what influenced his decision!

~Sonar said i should have one.~

How did you find Sonar?

~i check out the history on your computer and Ipod.~

erm, why?

~to see if I could trust you~

oh... Thats understandable. I guess i should make his blog now. Good bye

Nameless

we're back with more!

well, some of you may have noticed that we were gone for 4 days.That was because we went on a rescue mission! when we were flying, Serpent found out that we were near a Itex branch. this was the branch where Serpent spent the first 5 years of her life. Their was someone there that she wanted to rescue. at the time i couldn't tell. I thought it was her brother, or friend, or boyfriend or something. Turns out it was her boyfriend, another hybrid in a snake's body. we busted him out! I now present to you, Shayde!

~what?~

Shayde, I'm presenting you to the world. say something other than 'what?'!

~why do i need to be presented?~

because, it's a blog. You must be presented in this fashion.

~oh... Umm, Hello. I'm umm, Shayde and I, uhhhh... have been in the ummmm, same place for .... 8 years of my life. can i go now?~

yeah, Shayde. Shayde talks and can blend in with his surroundings. He can also mimic any sound or voice he hears. For appearance, he looks like a black rattle snake with spikes from his head to his tail. his eyes look human, except that the iris is red.

maybe he can have his own blog!

~uhhh... maybe later.~

OK, maybe later!bye!

Nameless

~shayde~

crazy erasers!

Holy cow! i just had a crazy eraser fight! we were in a fast food restaurant for breakfast and i suddenly noticed that there were one too many male models in here. I decided it was time to leave. I went for the door the same time as an eraser, and he caught sight of my eyes. Whoopsies, forgot about those! He started changing and so did the rest of them! Serpent was flipping out in my bag, so i put her on the ground. she enlarged and i crouched, ready to smash my body against anyone that came near me. One of the erasers spoke into a phone, "got one." He put the phone away and shot me a wolfy grin, " you ready to go back to school, kids?" I snarled, bearing my fangs. "in your dreams, dog boy." It was like someone pushed a button. We all moved at once. Serpent smashed with her tail and bit anything within range. The erasers attacked. I felt their rage, aggression, and hate they felt for me. I decided to use that against them. As I dodged, kicked, punched and jumped, i talked to them. taunting them, edging them on. I was just playing with them, tiring them out. I used there weight and size against them, leaving them uncoordinated and confused. I taunted them, "You tired yet? all the others are getting in your way, aren't they? what would happen if i stopped playing games and took them all out? what would you do then? You would know that i could take you. you should give up, your losing anyway!" Serpent had taken out more than half already. I decided to give her a break. I jumped on their backs, pulling their ears, poking their eyes, using my legs to hold their arms down. I snapped necks, broke arms, shattered skulls. One was left, and i smiled at him. He was the one who wanted to take me out alone. I smiled, "what are you going to do now, hot shot?" he lunged and i jumped. i don't know how i did it, but i jumped over him! I jumped again and kicked him in the head. he growled and tried to run. He turned to see a twenty foot long Serpent staring at him! I yelled at him, "run, Sparky, run!" He tried to get over Serpent so she snapped at him. He whimpered! not the normal kind, but the sound a puppy makes when you hit it! he ran away with his tail between his legs! It was so awesome! Serpent started shaking so i jumped on her. I held her down as she thrashed and slowly came to her normal size. She curled up my arm and i brushed myself off. I looked up to see about 40 people staring wide eyed at us from outside the CLEAR GLASS WALLS! how could i have been so stupid? camera's were flashing and I could here police cars coming. i grabbed my bag and took off my hoodie, revealing my black tank top with wing slits. people gasped as my wings stretched to their full length. I whispered to serpent, "brace yourself."I ran at top speed across the counter and crashed through a window. glass showered onto the people below as i took flight. I heard the police below. "this is the police! come down or we will shoot!" I laughed, "you can try!" They started fireing. the bullets hit me, but they had no effect. I covered serpent with my other arm, because she was not bullet proof. This wasn't good. Now the media was involved. I flew as high a s i could go and hovered as i put serpent in the back pack. I set her up with the ipod so she wouldn't get bored. I flew as far as i could go without needing a break.I landed in a park a few hours later. Serpent wanted to slither around so i let her as a sat on a bench. I took out my laptop and started blogging.

And so we come to a full circle. Oh, while serpent was in the backpack, she asked how babies are made. i hesitated, but she really wanted to know...... all she said was 'eeeeewwwww!' until i said she could blog on the ipod. i think her post is up already..... yup, it is.the computer says its 2:30, but its really 5:30. We need to move and serpent wants to blog again. I need to set up the laptop in the backpack so she can. I strap it in then tilt the screen until its completely strait so she can type and see.goodbye.

a very tired Nameless

beach!

Today, Serpent and I went to the beach! thats all we did! beach, swimming, sand castles, beach combing, beach, look for real estate, more beach, and a little bit more beach!!

Some of the seagulls are very interesting! i was talking to one who had been to mexico! I want to go there, but Serpent doesn't want to. She said it's because of the rattle snakes, which i think is ironic. I mean, she is a snake! their like her distant cousins or something! you can ask her about that one.

i found a shell and a piece of string, so now i have a bracelet! its really nice! it hurts a bit, but whatever.

We 'borrowed' another card today. Okey, we stole it. Its a bank card this time. WE got subway as soon as we got it though. Its reeeeeeaaaaaally good! We didn't know what we would want, so we got one of every kind of sub with everything on them! we ate them all, but i liked the turkey bacon best!

I also got some music on Serpent and I's pages. You can see what kind of music we like and listen to some. Also, there are counters on top of the page. check those new features out and get your own!goodbye.

Nameless

Serpent

Well, Serpent is in petsmart and she is haaappy! my clocks wrong so I posted this at 11:2, not 8:17! I got this patch thing for my wing and it feels amazing! Its one of those icy hot patches for wings. I had to get 20 of them because my wings are so big, but whatever! you put them right in between the wings and its awesome. i need 4 at a time, though. I think i'll let Serpent have a blog. yeah, i will. after this post, i'll make one for her. I'll make it pink and purple(blech) and it will be exactly the way she described it in her post. Won't she be surprised!Goodbye.

Nameless

XLsunshine

hey XLsunshine! i see you have commented allot! I'm going to answer some of your questions.

XLsunshine said...
can you sense my emotions right now, or is that only in person?
XLsunshine

only in person, like right now, i can tell that the man next to me on this bus is very angry.

XLsunshine said...

Steele is someone on American Gladiators!

XLsunshine

I don't know what that is, but OK!

XLsunshine said...

I like 7/11. Which 7/11 were you at?

Sorry, i can't tell you that. It would give away my location. also, i'm not really aware of which on i was at!

XLsunshine said...

please come to my school!

I can't do that. First, you could be oneof them, and it could be a trap. two, i don't know what school you go to. Three, you could blow my cover if i did go.

XLsunshine said...

I Like those birds. they live near my house. that eye is sooo creepy!

well, i never thought of my eyes as creepy, but OK!

XLsunshine said...

Thats called an ipod touch. I have one with a pink skin.

yes, the pink skin. serpent wanted it, but purple was my limit.

XLsunshine said...

LET SERPENT HAVE A BLOG!

I don't know...

XLsunshine said...
omigosh!let Serpent paint hr tail! it would be sooo awesome1

ummm, no!

that is all. keep the comments coming XLsunshine!goodbye.

Nameless

hair cut? MANICURE???MASSAGE?!?! yay, massage!

well, i got my hair cut. and guess what happened! i was their hundred thousandth customer of something, so i got a free manicure and massage! the manicure was OK, i guess. I like my nails, though! they're black with white birds on them! The massage person was really stupid! I told her that the wings were for a role in a play, so i can't take them off. she believed it! Serpent analyzed her mind and found out that she was really gullible! It felt sooooo good! when Petsmart opens, Serpent is going to get pampered while i look for a cream or something for my wings. they've been really itchy since the massage.

i'll show you what my hair sort of looks like. I found the pictur on the internet, because i don't have a camera.thats basically it, but the blond part it more white. I like my hair.

if you get to dye your hair, i get to usssse nail polish on my tail!

no means no, serpent!

but thatsssss not fair!

yes it is. your going to Petsmart today.

sssso?

they will polish your scales and clean your fangs and massage your tail and feed you and pamper you until you fall over.

oh! that ssssounds fun!

yeah.

Can we live ssssomewhere on a ssssnowy hill?

why?

we could sssski to sssschool every day!

no, i would ski to school everyday! i don't even know how to ski!

we could learn!

i don't think so.

can i have a blog then?

maybe! Its not a definite answer though!

when are we going to Petsssssmart?

at 11:00.

why not now?

its not open!

oh. can i sssee my ipod?

sure. anyway, today its just a fun day! You other recombinant DNA experiments should try it! We have to go, our bus comes in a few minutes.

bussss?

yeah, we need to get to Petsmart somehow.

why can't we fly?

fly into Petsmart? no way! Goodbye!

Nameless

serpent's post

hellllloooooo world! sssserpent here. i have taken over the blog, and Friend can't do any thing to sssstop me! I am going to ssssay what ever i want, sssso here it goesssss!

I think that if i had a human body, i would be a blonde. and i would be really tall!and i would paint my nailssss every day! Friend issss no fun, she never paintsss her nailssss! she doessssn't even buy ssssome for me! I think i would look awesssssome with a pink and purple tail. I alsssso think i should have my own blog. ssssserpent's blog. I like the sssound of that! maybe i could make Friend'ssss blog pink and purple while shessss not looking and the top picture would be of lotsssss of nail polish and the wordssss could be-

what are you doing?

blogging.

when did you ask?

ummmm...

you will never make my blog pink and purple. if you ant a blog like that, make one.

i can have one?

no. We have to go to bed.

why?

because its almost 10 o'clock.

ssssso?

you normally have to go to bed by nine.

why?

because, you need your sleep.

sssso do you!

i'm older and i need to keep watch! go in the back pack and sleep while i find somewhere for me to sleep!

n-

NOW, SERPENT!!!!

but-

I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE AND LEAVE YOU THERE!

you can't-

arms, hands, aposable thumbs.

hmf. good night adoring public!

good night serpent. goodbye.

nameless

sssserpent

NAMELESS!

hair

thats sort of me. just make the hair longer and make the wings the way they are supposed to be.

i think i'm going to cut my hair.

sssso do I.

you want to cut your hair? what hair?

no, i want you to cut your hair! it bugssss me.

what? why?

itssss long and alwayssss in the way! Itssss just this huge braid that hitssss me in the head while we're flying!

oh! it hits you? sorry, why didn't you say anything?

becausssse. I thought it wassss rude.

i'll get my hair cut if it makes you happy!

it will, as long assss i get to do ssssomething fun!

like what?

nail polish!

where would you put nail polish?

on my tail!It would be like a tatoo!

ummmm... we'll see.

It could be pink and purple!

we're going now.

It could ssssparkel!

goodbye.

It could be sssstripy!

Nameless

responding

i will now respond to you comments.

xlsunshine:
i can't tell you that. sorry. If i ever see fang, i will tell him.

Echo:
First of all, you and you flock are amazing. i read all of you blogs! yeah, we have gone a long way. how can you tell if you have a chip? i want to know if Serpent and i have any. if we do, could you tell me how you go the chip out? thanks

Serpent wants her own blog. I don't really know, though. I would have to type for her.

let'ssss let our adoring public decccccide!

fine. I'll make a poll.

everyone issss gonna ssssay yessss. you know it!

fine, whatever. goodbye.

nameless.

what the heck?!?!?!?!?

Some birds were coming near me when i was on a bench. I wanted them to go away and when i tried to say 'go away', it came out as some sort of bird call! they looked at me like i was crazy but then they moved. ONTO THE BENCH! I went to say 'shoo', but out came another bird call! the birds look at me and said, 'can you understand me?' i swear i jumped a foot. its eyes went wide. 'you can! answer me if you can!' i shook my head and said no, but it came out as a skwak! I calmed down a bit when i could speak to Serpent normally when they left.

They came back, and guess what! they want me to be part of their flock! I mean, i can't, can I? I have Serpent, and i can't very well fly with them all the time! im fifty times large than them, and i'm going to school and everything! 'oh- what? but you said- ohhhh. i don't know. I mean serpent would have to-'

no

no what?

they can't sssstay with ussss.

why not?

they are birdssss, I am a ssssnake! different endssss of the food chain, i can't be tempted like that!

but you eat donaughts and tacos, not birds!

I'm a ssssnake, it's just instinctssss. ssssorry.

oh... but if we get a house, they could have their own room and you could have your and-

no. Unless they live outsssside, no.

maybe they'll live out side! I'll ask them!

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they have to see the yard first. so they're just gonna hang with us until then. you think you can handle that until then?

fine.

okey, gonna go talk to the birds. goodbye.

Nameless

hmmmm....

I found out how to do this whole school thing with out looking out of the ordinary. What i mean is, i can pick a school, by searching on my ipod!

my ipod

right, serpents Ipod. Any way, I can look for schools and houses around them. I think i'll get a house in the next town and take a bus there.

we're going to sssschool!Yesss!

I did not say that! im considering it!

But you will ssssay yesss!

I might..

you will!!!!

I'll tell you tomorrow.

you ssssaid that yesssterday!

grrrr....

yessss!

i guess we could.

Wooo hoooooo!!

thats not a yes!

It issss now!

fine.

YEEE HAAAW!

what the heck?

i'm done. (yessss!)

you, done talking.

fine. :D

good gosh, i'm going to a school. well, better pick one.

I should go shut Serpent up. it feel like she's doing some sort of dance in my back pack. Shes having a hissing spasm, too. Goodbye.

Nameless

And a VERY happy SSSSSerpent!!

thinks that make you say hmmm

well, i found out what kind of bird my wings are from. Its a bird called a Lanner Falcon. Here`s a picture:
their almost like that but mine have black instead of brown in the inside feathers. And on the outside, there are reddish brown specks.

next area of business. We have an Ipod! Serpent convinced me to buy one of those fancy touch screen ones. On request, i got a purple skin for it. i`m just hooking it up to my laptop right now.

she bought it for me!

I`m trying to make her drop the whole school thing. I thought that the ipod would take her mind off it.

I`m sssstill sssstuck on the sssschool idea!

I really wish you wouldn`t. Lets just stop fighting on my blog, okey?
I tried to show you a picture of my eyes. I couldn`t find one, but i made one!
Its not that good, because serpent and I made it on paint. My eyes don`t look that odd, but they do when I draw them!

I guess i seriously have to consider the whole school thing. I would have to sign up this summer. I would have to do allot of planning and stuff.

YESSSSSS!

we might have to risk getting another credit card.

I`ll do it!!!!!

We would need a house....

WE CAN LIVE IN A SHED!

I would need a pretty good story....

Your only family is your grandma who is too sick to leave the house!

I guess we could try it....

YESSSSS! YESSSSS!

I`ll tell you tomorrow.

ssssstaller! I`m done talking to you until you answer me!

fine. I have to go anyway. need to get food, a place to sleep. the norm. any way, goodbye.

Nameless

school?

Serpent wants us to attend school. I am not sure bout this, and there would be many things we would have to do to act normal. here is a list, in order of which they need to be done:

-pick area to stay in
-find house
-make 'human' name
-get clothes
-pick school
-pick grade
-buy school supplies
-come up with story about guardians
-find a way to bring Serpent in

I don't really want to go, but Serpent does.

pleasssse? I could sssstay in your bag or ssssomething!

I don't know. I want some other peoples opinions first. I think i want one in Canada, though.post with your opinions, thanks. goodbye.

Nameless

pictures

dear man in the park,

sorry for wrecking your camera. Thank you for asking(no matter how bad your grammar may be) but i do not take pictures. You must understand that when i say "sorry, no.", that means don't take the picture or i will break your camera! i hope you can afford another one.

from,
Nameless

This is meant for a man in a park, as stated above. I had jumped out of the tree he was walking past and he stopped to stare. I smiled and said, "may i help you, sir?" i guess my wing was showing or something because he just stared at me for a moment.

then he said, "yer one of them bird kids in the newz, ain't you?"

I tried to looked confused, " I don't think so."

he laughed and said, " you is! yer just tryin' to make me go away! can i take yer picture?"

thissss issss where i come in.

Yes, Serpent. you do.

may i tell the sssstory then?

Sure, go ahead.

sssso, i could ssssensssse ssssome tension between the two sssso I sssslithered out of Friend'ssss bag. I looked assss menaccccing assss posssssssible. the man had fear in hissss eyessss, and he back away from usssss. friend ssssays, "ssssorry, no." and jumpssss in the air. the now very ssssscared man tryssss to take picturessss of me any way. sssso Friend kickssss the camera out of hissss handssss and sssssmashesssss it! I hissssed at him and showed my fangsss. He wassss even more sssscared sssso he ran away!

I should add that to my list.

what?

Smasher

okey.

We have to move now. people are looking. most sixteen year olds and their snakes do not blog while sitting in a 7/11. i hope we can find some where to sleep. goodbye.

Nameless

what i did yesterday and today

i was walking down the street with Serpent wrapped around my arm. some kid came up to me and said "Wow! your snake is so cool! can i touch it? is it poison? where'd ya get it, huh?"

i raised my eyebrow, "no, yes, and not telling you. please step away from me."

the boy frowned and said, " if you don't be nice, im gonna hurt you!"

i smiled, (so did Serpent, but you cant really tell) "i would enjoy seeing you try."

he growled and punched me in the gut. i should have knocked me over, but i am not exactly human so i didn't even move. he grabbed his hand and started crying. "look, stupid you gived me a bruise!"

i gave him an all-fangs smile and said "you can't break steel!" I walked away.

Thats a possssible name for you.

what is?

Steele

oh, okey. that makes sense. i'll add it to my list of possible names.

anyway, when the kid ran away, he dropped his barely used notebook. i ripped the first few pages out and now i write in it. i wrote Serpent and I's conversation in a cafe, in there. today, i did nothing but fight. we were attacked 7 times since midnight. i just recently popped my shoulder back in place and Serpent still hasn't gone back to her normal size yet.

just to let you know, the italics is Serpent talking. and i don't sound like i normally do because i am zooming through his. thank goodness for spellcheck! anyway, name ideas are welcome. anything is welcome, really. have to go, Serpents changing back now. she shakes uncomtrolably and if i don't hold her down she's gonna break everything within a 10 metre radious. that was one of her flaws. good bye.

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Nameless

what i've got

power wise:
-wings
-super speed
-super strength
-knowledge
-fangs
-can sense peoples emotions
-can sense relationships
-can play any instrument
-amazing sense of direction
-photographic memory

possession wise:
my backpack and all its contents
-laptop
-some persons credit card
-maximum ride books
-57$ worth of change
-an ipod
-headphones
-peanutbutter
-a pair of shorts
-2 shirts
-a hairbrush
-a notebook
-some sharpies

name-wise:
....
you can give me suggestions on that

appearance wise:
-long, black hair
-completely black eyes
-15 foot wings
-about 6, 1'
-black tank top
-jean shorts
-running shoes
-4 fangs

*****

nameless

introduction

hello world. i am nameless.i am a recombinant DNA experiment on the run. my only companion is another experiment in a snake body. i call her Serpent. she can change her size at will and can communicate with me through her mind.You can read more about her in the 'About Serpent' section on the sidebar.

now, about me. I was born around 1991(ish). You know Omega from the Maximum ride books, right? I was Omega for about 5 years. that was my name. i was the most successful experiment ever created. people were proud of me, i was treated well, i did not sleep in a dog crate. Then i was ruined. i was put against some telekinetic beast that was my downfall. he was no match for me and he knew it. so he used his entire life force to attack my mind. he died, as did the entire right side of my brain. i lived in a coma for two years.

during those two years, HE came along. the better known Omega. he was better than me. by the time he was 6, they had started thinking about what they would do with me. i was no longer the best. i was just an 11 year old failure in a dog crate. I was no longer Omega, i was the Failure.

after two years of this, they thought (wrongly) that the best answer was to terminate me, along with some other failures they wanted to rid themselves of. i waited with them, knowing what was to come. I heard a small voice in my head:
"we must break out, freind."
that voice scared me, and i soon found who it came from. Serpent had analyzed the brains of everyone in this room, and i seemed to be the best person to work with. we escaped eventually and have been together ever since.

so thats it. i have no name, i have a freind, i have no pain receptors, and i have a blog. thats it. enjoy it.

*****

Nameless