sorry.

sorry we haven't posted much. I've been trying to get Sue into the whole routine and we've made contact with the birds. they're going to- OH! i never told you when they left us. they left on June 25, the same day Serpent and i went to the beach. the told us to find them when we have our house.

anyway, i got talking with one of the birds in our back yard. her name was Pia and she was a homing pigeon. her home was torn down, so she had been looking for a new one. i told her she could stay here if she did something for me. I told her to find Aero's flock and to bring them here. (yeah, the leader of the flock is called Aero.) so they're coming, no matter what Serpent thinks. i have to go eat with everyone else now, bye.

Nameless

can you even type?

Sue wants a blog. before you say 'she should have one! you all do!' , please remember that she is 3 years old! she can barely spell! can she even type? maybe.... she never ceases to amaze me, so I'll ask her...

"Sue, can you even type?"
"i no know! can i trwy?"
"err... OK"

helo this is su i is tring 2 tip i think i doin gud

sue, you need to put a period at the end of your sentences. try doing it that way... with spell check.

hello. this is sue. i is trying 2 type. i think i doing gooder now.

ummm..... that was better. no, not 'gooder'. Better. i guess so... I guess we should make that now, then......

Nameless

and su 2

barbie

i got sue a few barbies, and she wanted me to play with her. her barbie was blond and barbie-ish. She named her Cinderella. My barbie had brown hair and had bendy elbows. she named mine Lucy. it was a very strange game, because Cinderella and Lucy flew to the moon, found a cookie and shared it. they flew back and played basket ball with a tinfoil ball. it was very confuseing.

when i was syncing the ipod, she dicided that she wanted a playlist. After i'm done here, im going to make her one. She wants me to put it on my blog, so be ready.

nameless

Shayde the fairy princess

This is too funny! after breakfast (a double batch of pancakes), Sue wanted to play fairy princesses! I had to work and was trying to clean out the fish pond, so Shayde had to play! Sue was butterfly flower and Shayde was sparkle unicorn! I was watching then play and it was too funny! She told him that they would be done playing when they found the Twinkle Cookie Crown (Her hat with two cookies in it) which she asked me to hide. I hid it inside and they still haven't found it yet. he's a small bit of that game:

"come awn, Spawkle Uwnicown! we gotta find da Twinkle coowkie Cwown!"

"sue, can't we just-"

"dats not my nawme!"

"*sigh* Butterfly flower, cant we just ask Nameless to give us the hat?"

"nowpe! we gotta find it!"

I guess I'll have to stop her some time... not until i make lunch though, because she'll be angry.

also, i got my first follower!!! yeah! I almost got 300 views as well! I should go make lunch....Maybe 3 sandwiches each? bye!

Nameless

"hey butterfly flower! did you and sparkle unicorn find the twinkle cookie crown yet?"

"nowpe! wewre stiwll loowking!"

a poem about mutant toddlers

Jumping, screaming, singing, eating
take me away from that horrid wail

no, the spaghetti isn't ready,
and its not ready now either.

Fish are not for your mouth
They stay in the pond

you want a story? Once upon a time...
oh.. sorry, you wanted a story with you in it

yeah, it is very pretty
no its not for throwing

yes, dinosaurs did have very sharp teeth
no, you can't have one

Spit out the Butterfly!
please stop, that hurts it

no, pickles are not for sitting on
another snack? already?

Ok, you can have another hug
the name fits

that kid can EAT!

Ok, ts not even supper yet and she's eaten:
-3 cans of soup
-1 loaf of bread
-2 bananas
-5 sandwiches
-4 bottles of water

its crazy! the kid is 3 ears old and she eats as much as Serpent and Shayde combined. i think i should go make a gigantic supper because

"MOOOOMMMMYY!!!! Sissy says tat we'rew havin' Spagooti!!! when it weady?"

"soon, Sue! I makeing it right now!" no i'm not. I should though..

~your lieing to my little sister already? she's been here for only 24 hours!~

well, yeah.. i'm going to make it right now...

~liar...~

shut it, snake boy! remember who has aposable thumbs.

any way, i have to go make supper now. Bye.

nameless

"is it weady NOOOOOOWWWW?"

the fabulously freaky family of four

Well, as you may have guessed, Tsunami is here. she's pretty good. heres how it all went down.

Serpent went off to get all of the files on Sue, while Shayde and I went to get her. Shayde snuck in first, and i listened through a wall. he whispered "Tsunami! come over here!" she looks at him, squeals and yells, "SHAY! YOU COME BAWCK FOWR ME!!!" of course, everyone within a 2 mile radius heard her and they all came running. "well, our covers blown! no use being stealthy now!" and i crashed through the wall. yeah, i find crashing through walls an effective rescue tactic. Shayde gets in my back pack and I grab sue and crash through another wall. Sue's crying and everyones running after us. I crashed through a few more walls until i found Serpent. she goes in my back pack, i cover Sue with my arms, kick an eraser, then jump though the window.

Sue started crying because "scawy girwl got me an' Shay gown!" shayde came out of the backpack i little and reassured Sue. Sue starts asking all sorts of questions. heres the conversation.

"why youw gewt me?"

"we're bringing you to our house"

"who's scawy giwl?"

"Well, she's Nameless and she's not scary at all. she takes care of us and makes sure we're safe."

"like a mommy?"

"err... yeah.. like a mommy..."

" is she youwr mommy?"

"I guess so.. sort of... "

"well den ttat meawns she's my mommy too? wight?"

"ummm.... yeah.."

"Oh, tats OK den. who's de utter snakey?"

"thats Serpent. she's my Girl friend?

"is she like a sistewr?"

"I guess you could say that..."

after that conversation, she started calling me Mommy and started calling Serpent Sissy. We brought her home and she devoured a whole pizza. we then bought her two sets of clothes, diaper stuff and a pair of pajamas. she ran around the yard and the house because she wanted to see"eeeeeeeevewy thing!!". She got to bed at around 11:00 and has been asleep.

I got the job! Its a weekly magazine and i edit all the articles and pick what adds go in. Its pretty easy and i get a substantial amount of money from it. I still do my paper route every Sunday morning.

I'm makeing everyone lunch right now. the hot dogs are cooking and i think i hear Sue. yeah... i do..

"Shay?"

........

"Sissy?"

........

"Mommy?

.......

"MOOOOOMMMYYYYY!!!"

I got to go, she's crying now. Bye!

Nameless

flying over it all

this is a poem i wrote....

alone is a crowd
i stand out
friends around me
yet always alone
confusion everywhere
bigger family
what will they think?
life is odd
i'm a freak
i am Nameless

the end. i know its bad, but i wrote it. Serpents poems are much better.i'll get her to write a few... bye...

Nameless

the plan....

We've got a plan. We're getting Sue this weekend. we'll leave Thursday morning. i expect us to be home Sunday morning. If we're not, don't get worried. anyway, we're getting everyone else Christmas holidays. i just sent in my edited version of a magazine. They want me to do that and see how i do. i hope i do get the job! bye!

Nameless

well....

we went missing for a bit. not really but you must of thought so. the house was basically done, so we went on a little trip and made sure where everyone was, what they would be bringing and the plan. i think we'll get them on Christmas break.

thanks m! i think i could be a journalist. i signed for job interview with a magazine. i would be the editor. Serpent's going to convince them that I'm completely fine and i am not frighting at all. we also convinced everyone aware of me signing up for school, that i didn't exist.

see you.

nameless