Monday, October 13, 2008

thanksgiving

hello, and welcome to cooking with Nameless. that's right! today i will be making a traditional thanksgiving dinner!Turkey, stuffing, gravy, potatoes, plum pudding, roasted squash, and we're even having a cornucopia. we're going to get some pumpkins to put on our front porch.

Serpent and Shayde are going to have to stay in the bag, and I'm going to have to cover Sue up a little. you know, must 3 year olds don't have scaly hands, and a tail. but she won't have a problem with that! anything to be able to wear her new winter coat, mittens, hat and snow pants!

in other news, my blog has over 400 views! thats pretty good, i think. i'm going grocery shopping before everyone wakes up.bye!

Nameless

Sunday, October 5, 2008

stuff and things

well, first of all, the birds are here.The stay out side, but come in when they need to. its not that bad really, they come in at meals and things like that.

yesterday was my birthday, and the only reason we did anything was because serpent remembered (unfortunately). while i was working, the three of them went into town. they bought dinner and got me a yellow sweater(i didn't ask how). yellow's not exactly my color, but it was a nice gesture.we had swiss chalet for dinner, which was quite good.

I got a letter in the mail.... this is what it said:

Nameless,
Happy birthday, old friend!
I haven't see you for so long
i heard your coming to get
Hello. I hope your birthday is going well. I, unfortunately, cannot come and visit, so i decide a letter was in order.I am looking forward to seeing you and as always, willing to do anything for one of my dearest friends.See you on the Christmas holidays!

august, post 6 title, word 3

its very cryptic.  i think its from vision, but i can't be sure what 'august,post 6 title, word 3' is supposed to mean.i need to eat somehting. 

nameless

Sunday, September 28, 2008

sorry.

sorry we haven't posted much. I've been trying to get Sue into the whole routine and we've made contact with the birds. they're going to- OH! i never told you when they left us. they left on June 25, the same day Serpent and i went to the beach. the told us to find them when we have our house.

anyway, i got talking with one of the birds in our back yard. her name was Pia and she was a homing pigeon. her home was torn down, so she had been looking for a new one. i told her she could stay here if she did something for me. I told her to find Aero's flock and to bring them here. (yeah, the leader of the flock is called Aero.) so they're coming, no matter what Serpent thinks. i have to go eat with everyone else now, bye.

Nameless

Sunday, September 21, 2008

can you even type?

Sue wants a blog. before you say 'she should have one! you all do!' , please remember that she is 3 years old! she can barely spell! can she even type? maybe.... she never ceases to amaze me, so I'll ask her...

"Sue, can you even type?"
"i no know! can i trwy?"
"err... OK"

helo this is su i is tring 2 tip i think i doin gud

sue, you need to put a period at the end of your sentences. try doing it that way... with spell check.

hello. this is sue. i is trying 2 type. i think i doing gooder now.

ummm..... that was better. no, not 'gooder'. Better. i guess so... I guess we should make that now, then......

Nameless

and su 2

barbie

i got sue a few barbies, and she wanted me to play with her. her barbie was blond and barbie-ish. She named her Cinderella. My barbie had brown hair and had bendy elbows. she named mine Lucy. it was a very strange game, because Cinderella and Lucy flew to the moon, found a cookie and shared it. they flew back and played basket ball with a tinfoil ball. it was very confuseing.

when i was syncing the ipod, she dicided that she wanted a playlist. After i'm done here, im going to make her one. She wants me to put it on my blog, so be ready.

nameless

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Shayde the fairy princess

This is too funny! after breakfast (a double batch of pancakes), Sue wanted to play fairy princesses! I had to work and was trying to clean out the fish pond, so Shayde had to play! Sue was butterfly flower and Shayde was sparkle unicorn! I was watching then play and it was too funny! She told him that they would be done playing when they found the Twinkle Cookie Crown (Her hat with two cookies in it) which she asked me to hide. I hid it inside and they still haven't found it yet. he's a small bit of that game:

"come awn, Spawkle Uwnicown! we gotta find da Twinkle coowkie Cwown!"

"sue, can't we just-"

"dats not my nawme!"

"*sigh* Butterfly flower, cant we just ask Nameless to give us the hat?"

"nowpe! we gotta find it!"

I guess I'll have to stop her some time... not until i make lunch though, because she'll be angry.

also, i got my first follower!!! yeah! I almost got 300 views as well! I should go make lunch....Maybe 3 sandwiches each? bye!

Nameless

"hey butterfly flower! did you and sparkle unicorn find the twinkle cookie crown yet?"

"nowpe! wewre stiwll loowking!"

Monday, September 15, 2008

a poem about mutant toddlers

Jumping, screaming, singing, eating
take me away from that horrid wail

no, the spaghetti isn't ready,
and its not ready now either.

Fish are not for your mouth
They stay in the pond

you want a story? Once upon a time...
oh.. sorry, you wanted a story with you in it

yeah, it is very pretty
no its not for throwing

yes, dinosaurs did have very sharp teeth
no, you can't have one

Spit out the Butterfly!
please stop, that hurts it

no, pickles are not for sitting on
another snack? already?

Ok, you can have another hug
the name fits