Friday, June 27, 2008

crazy erasers!

Holy cow! i just had a crazy eraser fight! we were in a fast food restaurant for breakfast and i suddenly noticed that there were one too many male models in here. I decided it was time to leave. I went for the door the same time as an eraser, and he caught sight of my eyes. Whoopsies, forgot about those! He started changing and so did the rest of them! Serpent was flipping out in my bag, so i put her on the ground. she enlarged and i crouched, ready to smash my body against anyone that came near me. One of the erasers spoke into a phone, "got one." He put the phone away and shot me a wolfy grin, " you ready to go back to school, kids?" I snarled, bearing my fangs. "in your dreams, dog boy." It was like someone pushed a button. We all moved at once. Serpent smashed with her tail and bit anything within range. The erasers attacked. I felt their rage, aggression, and hate they felt for me. I decided to use that against them. As I dodged, kicked, punched and jumped, i talked to them. taunting them, edging them on. I was just playing with them, tiring them out. I used there weight and size against them, leaving them uncoordinated and confused. I taunted them, "You tired yet? all the others are getting in your way, aren't they? what would happen if i stopped playing games and took them all out? what would you do then? You would know that i could take you. you should give up, your losing anyway!" Serpent had taken out more than half already. I decided to give her a break. I jumped on their backs, pulling their ears, poking their eyes, using my legs to hold their arms down. I snapped necks, broke arms, shattered skulls. One was left, and i smiled at him. He was the one who wanted to take me out alone. I smiled, "what are you going to do now, hot shot?" he lunged and i jumped. i don't know how i did it, but i jumped over him! I jumped again and kicked him in the head. he growled and tried to run. He turned to see a twenty foot long Serpent staring at him! I yelled at him, "run, Sparky, run!" He tried to get over Serpent so she snapped at him. He whimpered! not the normal kind, but the sound a puppy makes when you hit it! he ran away with his tail between his legs! It was so awesome! Serpent started shaking so i jumped on her. I held her down as she thrashed and slowly came to her normal size. She curled up my arm and i brushed myself off. I looked up to see about 40 people staring wide eyed at us from outside the CLEAR GLASS WALLS! how could i have been so stupid? camera's were flashing and I could here police cars coming. i grabbed my bag and took off my hoodie, revealing my black tank top with wing slits. people gasped as my wings stretched to their full length. I whispered to serpent, "brace yourself."I ran at top speed across the counter and crashed through a window. glass showered onto the people below as i took flight. I heard the police below. "this is the police! come down or we will shoot!" I laughed, "you can try!" They started fireing. the bullets hit me, but they had no effect. I covered serpent with my other arm, because she was not bullet proof. This wasn't good. Now the media was involved. I flew as high a s i could go and hovered as i put serpent in the back pack. I set her up with the ipod so she wouldn't get bored. I flew as far as i could go without needing a break.I landed in a park a few hours later. Serpent wanted to slither around so i let her as a sat on a bench. I took out my laptop and started blogging.

And so we come to a full circle. Oh, while serpent was in the backpack, she asked how babies are made. i hesitated, but she really wanted to know...... all she said was 'eeeeewwwww!' until i said she could blog on the ipod. i think her post is up already..... yup, it is.the computer says its 2:30, but its really 5:30. We need to move and serpent wants to blog again. I need to set up the laptop in the backpack so she can. I strap it in then tilt the screen until its completely strait so she can type and see.goodbye.

a very tired Nameless

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

beach!

Today, Serpent and I went to the beach! thats all we did! beach, swimming, sand castles, beach combing, beach, look for real estate, more beach, and a little bit more beach!!

Some of the seagulls are very interesting! i was talking to one who had been to mexico! I want to go there, but Serpent doesn't want to. She said it's because of the rattle snakes, which i think is ironic. I mean, she is a snake! their like her distant cousins or something! you can ask her about that one.

i found a shell and a piece of string, so now i have a bracelet! its really nice! it hurts a bit, but whatever.

We 'borrowed' another card today. Okey, we stole it. Its a bank card this time. WE got subway as soon as we got it though. Its reeeeeeaaaaaally good! We didn't know what we would want, so we got one of every kind of sub with everything on them! we ate them all, but i liked the turkey bacon best!

I also got some music on Serpent and I's pages. You can see what kind of music we like and listen to some. Also, there are counters on top of the page. check those new features out and get your own!goodbye.

Nameless

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Serpent

Well, Serpent is in petsmart and she is haaappy! my clocks wrong so I posted this at 11:2, not 8:17! I got this patch thing for my wing and it feels amazing! Its one of those icy hot patches for wings. I had to get 20 of them because my wings are so big, but whatever! you put them right in between the wings and its awesome. i need 4 at a time, though. I think i'll let Serpent have a blog. yeah, i will. after this post, i'll make one for her. I'll make it pink and purple(blech) and it will be exactly the way she described it in her post. Won't she be surprised!Goodbye.

Nameless

XLsunshine

hey XLsunshine! i see you have commented allot! I'm going to answer some of your questions.

XLsunshine said...
can you sense my emotions right now, or is that only in person?
XLsunshine

only in person, like right now, i can tell that the man next to me on this bus is very angry.


XLsunshine said...
Steele is someone on American Gladiators!
XLsunshine

I don't know what that is, but OK!

XLsunshine said...
I like 7/11. Which 7/11 were you at?
Sorry, i can't tell you that. It would give away my location. also, i'm not really aware of which on i was at!

XLsunshine said...
please come to my school!
I can't do that. First, you could be oneof them, and it could be a trap. two, i don't know what school you go to. Three, you could blow my cover if i did go.

XLsunshine said...
I Like those birds. they live near my house. that eye is sooo creepy!

well, i never thought of my eyes as creepy, but OK!

XLsunshine said...
Thats called an ipod touch. I have one with a pink skin.
yes, the pink skin. serpent wanted it, but purple was my limit.

XLsunshine said...
LET SERPENT HAVE A BLOG!
I don't know...

XLsunshine said...
omigosh!let Serpent paint hr tail! it would be sooo awesome1

ummm, no!

that is all. keep the comments coming XLsunshine!goodbye.

Nameless

hair cut? MANICURE???MASSAGE?!?! yay, massage!

well, i got my hair cut. and guess what happened! i was their hundred thousandth customer of something, so i got a free manicure and massage! the manicure was OK, i guess. I like my nails, though! they're black with white birds on them! The massage person was really stupid! I told her that the wings were for a role in a play, so i can't take them off. she believed it! Serpent analyzed her mind and found out that she was really gullible! It felt sooooo good! when Petsmart opens, Serpent is going to get pampered while i look for a cream or something for my wings. they've been really itchy since the massage.

i'll show you what my hair sort of looks like. I found the pictur on the internet, because i don't have a camera.thats basically it, but the blond part it more white. I like my hair.

if you get to dye your hair, i get to usssse nail polish on my tail!

no means no, serpent!

but thatsssss not fair!

yes it is. your going to Petsmart today.

sssso?

they will polish your scales and clean your fangs and massage your tail and feed you and pamper you until you fall over.

oh! that ssssounds fun!

yeah.

Can we live ssssomewhere on a ssssnowy hill?

why?

we could sssski to sssschool every day!

no, i would ski to school everyday! i don't even know how to ski!

we could learn!

i don't think so.

can i have a blog then?

maybe! Its not a definite answer though!

when are we going to Petsssssmart?

at 11:00.

why not now?

its not open!

oh. can i sssee my ipod?

sure. anyway, today its just a fun day! You other recombinant DNA experiments should try it! We have to go, our bus comes in a few minutes.

bussss?

yeah, we need to get to Petsmart somehow.

why can't we fly?

fly into Petsmart? no way! Goodbye!

Nameless

Monday, June 23, 2008

serpent's post

hellllloooooo world! sssserpent here. i have taken over the blog, and Friend can't do any thing to sssstop me! I am going to ssssay what ever i want, sssso here it goesssss!

I think that if i had a human body, i would be a blonde. and i would be really tall!and i would paint my nailssss every day! Friend issss no fun, she never paintsss her nailssss! she doessssn't even buy ssssome for me! I think i would look awesssssome with a pink and purple tail. I alsssso think i should have my own blog. ssssserpent's blog. I like the sssound of that! maybe i could make Friend'ssss blog pink and purple while shessss not looking and the top picture would be of lotsssss of nail polish and the wordssss could be-

what are you doing?

blogging.

when did you ask?

ummmm...

you will never make my blog pink and purple. if you ant a blog like that, make one.

i can have one?

no. We have to go to bed.

why?

because its almost 10 o'clock.

ssssso?

you normally have to go to bed by nine.

why?

because, you need your sleep.

sssso do you!

i'm older and i need to keep watch! go in the back pack and sleep while i find somewhere for me to sleep!

n-

NOW, SERPENT!!!!

but-

I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE AND LEAVE YOU THERE!

you can't-

arms, hands, aposable thumbs.

hmf. good night adoring public!

good night serpent. goodbye.

nameless

sssserpent

NAMELESS!


hair

thats sort of me. just make the hair longer and make the wings the way they are supposed to be.

i think i'm going to cut my hair.

sssso do I.

you want to cut your hair? what hair?

no, i want you to cut your hair! it bugssss me.

what? why?

itssss long and alwayssss in the way! Itssss just this huge braid that hitssss me in the head while we're flying!

oh! it hits you? sorry, why didn't you say anything?

becausssse. I thought it wassss rude.

i'll get my hair cut if it makes you happy!

it will, as long assss i get to do ssssomething fun!

like what?

nail polish!

where would you put nail polish?

on my tail!It would be like a tatoo!

ummmm... we'll see.

It could be pink and purple!

we're going now.

It could ssssparkel!

goodbye.

It could be sssstripy!

Nameless